Lists, Lists, Lists. Everyone is making them. I was thinking of how useless it would be for me to list off the t-shirts I have in my drawer, so instead, I killed two birds with one stone and cleaned out the back of my truck. I knew that there would be weird/dirty/equipment back there, but I did not realize just how bizarre I might seem to the high brows in our class. However, im sharing it anyways. (please dont judge, I am not a hoarder, even though my truck contents may suggest otherwise) 2 pairs of wrangler jeans, 2 pairs of tennis shoes, worn in cowboy boots, a floppy sun hat, 4 scarfs, a yellow raincoat, 1 brown sundress, a scrabble board, striped tights, a blue cashmere sweater, 3 sweatshirts, the skull of a horse, an old antique crate carrying two antique bowling pins (one white, one brown), 14 empty beer cans, 10 beer bottles, 2 water bottles (1 nalgene, one sulfer springs), 1 full sparx can, a stool, the cover to my grill that I have been missing, a dog bed, 48 hollow-point bullets, 4 shot-gun shells, a .22 ruger shotgun, rockcliming gear (rope, beaners, 3 harnesses, shoes, atc), 1 horseshoe, 3 books (nabokov, some suzie orman money book for young adults, and moby dick), 7 pens, 1 pencil, toilet paper, 1 peice of fire wood, a plastic crate, 2 baseball caps, 4 snowboards (a raceboard, powderboard, rockboard and full mountain), a sushi knife and 2 rolling mats, 2 coozies, a swim suit with flowers on it, a blue square plate, money money money money! (pennis, dimes, nickels), heaps of random trash, Ruby's dog hair, and last but not least, a cheese knife.
I know. This sort of behavior is not impressive in a person. I guess I just figured, if I cant see it, it doesnt exist! At least my house if spotless. Most of the time. So thank you Dr. Sexson for giving me a good excuse to do work and get my "clean on". I realize some of you may not believe that I had a horse skull or some other weird items back there, so I took some photos of my inventory. Proof.
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